Artemis Fowl 6 - The Time Paradox by Eoin Colfer

Author:Eoin Colfer
Language: eng
Format: mobi
Tags: Fiction - Young Adult
Published: 0101-01-01T00:00:00+00:00

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The atmosphere at the banquet was a little jaded until the food arrived. The thing about

Extinctionists was that they were picky eaters. Some hated animals so much that they were

vegetarians, which limited the menu somewhat. But this year Kronski had managed to poach a chef

from a vegetarian restaurant in Edinburgh who could do things with a zucchini that would make the

most hardened carnivore weep.

They started with a subtle tomato-and-pepper soup in baby turtle shells. Then a light parcel of

roast vegetables in pastry with a dollop of Greek yogurt, served in a monkey-skull saucer. All very tasty, and by now the wine was relaxing the guests.

Kronski’s stomach was so churned with nerves that he could not eat a single bite, which was most

unusual for him. He hadn’t felt this giddy since his very first banquet in Austin all those years ago.

I am on the verge of greatness. Soon my name will be mentioned in the same sentence as Bobby Jo Haggard or Jo Bobby Saggart. The great evangelist Extinctionists. Damon Kronski, the man who

saved the world.

Two things would make this banquet the greatest ever held.

The entrée and the trial.

The entrée would delight everyone, meat-eaters and vegetarians alike. The vegetarians could not

eat it, but at least they could marvel at the artistry it took to prepare the dish.

Kronski tapped a small gong beside his place setting and stood to introduce the dish, as was the

custom.

“Ladies and gentlemen,” he began. “Let me tell you a story of extinction. In July 1889, Professor

D. S. Jordan visited Twin Lakes in Colorado and published his discoveries in the 1891 Bulletin of the United States Fish Commission. He found what he proclaimed to be a new species, the yellowfin

cutthroat. In his report Jordan described the fish as silvery olive with a broad lemon-yellow shade along the sides, lower fins bright golden yellow, and a deep red dash on each side of the throat, hence the “cutthroat.” Until about 1903, yellowfin cutthroats survived in Twin Lakes. The end for the

yellowfin came soon after the introduction of the rainbow trout to Twin Lakes. Other trout interbred with the rainbows, but the yellowfins quickly disappeared and are now completely extinct.”

Nobody shed a tear. In fact, there was a smattering of applause for the E word.

Kronski raised a hand. “No, no. This is not a cause for joy. It is said that the yellowfin was a very tasty fish, with a particularly sweet flavor. What a pity we shall never taste it.” He paused

dramatically. “Or shall we . . . ?”

At the rear of the room a large false wall slid aside to reveal a red velvet curtain. With great

ceremony, Kronski drew a remote control from his jacket and zapped the curtain, which pulled back

with a smooth swish. Behind it was an enormous trolley bearing what appeared to be a miniature

glacier. Silver and steaming.

The guests sat forward, intrigued.

“What if there had been a flash freeze more than a hundred years ago in Twin Lakes?”

A twittering began among the diners.

No.

Surely not.

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